In which Serrah and Neenna have their first recorded pesterlog of the fanventure! =D
— aquaticSmuggler [AS] began pestering salaciousSaboten [SS] at 16:13 —
AS: ^.__.^NEENNA!!
SS: hallo!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^sΦ fμn news
SS: 0: ❀
SS: what news? ❀
AS: ^.__.^I have reasΦn tΦ believe there are aliens we can cΦmmμnicate with~~
AS: ^.__.^like…
AS: ^.__.^I fΦμnd a randΦm trΦll tΦ talk tΦ bμt theψ didn’t seem tΦ knΦw ANΨTHING abΦμt Φμr cμltμre
SS: news indeed!!! ❀
SS: like honestly being that there are hundreds upon thousands of known galaxies, this still comes as a surprise ❀
SS: this is exciting!!! ❀
SS: who is this random troll? ❀
AS: ^.__.^I knΦw…If I were technΦlΦgicallψ knΦwlegable, I’d trψ tΦ find hΦw the chat servers can cΦnnect
AS: ^.__.^Shan is the trΦlls name
AS: ^.__.^thats anΦther thing that was weird…she has sμch a shΦrt name
AS: ^.__.^and saψs her planet’s name is ‘Earth”
SS: hum… ❀
AS: ^.__.^thats what I’ve been saψing~ lD
SS: well in light of her name’s strange etymology and apparent cultural ignorance ❀
SS: maybe she isn’t a troll!!! ❀
SS: perhaps she is ❀
SS: a completely different organism, dude!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^ψΦμ think?
AS: ^.__.^heheh~~ I wasn’t /cΦmepletelψ/ sμre abΦμt that bμt I had mψ thΦμghts…
AS: ^.__.^bμt ψeah! apparentlψ whatever she is, her species seem REALLΨ Φdd
SS: well I’m only making an inductive inference from the information you’ve provided ❀
SS: but maybe, we could, like ❀
SS: ask Shan herself!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^heh thats a rather difficμlt thing tΦ dΦ
SS: and how odd? ❀
AS: ^.__.^she thinks I’m frΦm her planet’s fμtμre
SS: quite odd!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^indeed…alsΦ in her cμltμre
AS: ^.__.^apparentlψ her species is raised directlψ bψ their anscestΦrs!
SS: !!! ❀
SS: well ❀
SS: as strange as that is ❀
SS: it’s best to be diplomatic and respectful of other’s cultures ❀
SS: no matter how off they may seem!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^ψeah…ψΦμ’re right…its all verψ interesting thΦμgh~
SS: but yeah bro she’s definitely not from our planet’s past ❀
SS: as far back as our history goes, I’ve never heard of anything so strange!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^thats what I thΦμght
SS: she MUST be another species!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^~~!!
SS: so bro what is her chumhandle??? ❀
SS: I’ve read on many forms of alien species ❀
AS: ^.__.^mintψMagician
SS: being able to directly converse with one would be a grand opportunity!!! ❀
SS: or perhaps you should introduce me first? ❀
AS: ^.__.^I can dΦ that~~
AS: ^.__.^she’ll definitelψ think ψΦμ’re alsΦ frΦm the fμtμre
SS: it might be safer, we don’t know exactly their customs of social interaction ❀
SS: and that’s fine ❀
SS: mayhaps I can convince her otherwise ❀
AS: ^.__.^heheh ψΦμ can trψ~~
SS: I’m well read on rhetoric, after all!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^indeed ψΦμ are~
AS: ^.__.^Φh!
AS: ^.__.^she alsΦ thinks I’m a beekeeper 
AS: ^.__.^frΦm when I was referencing what a hive was
SS: o.o ❀
SS: well… ❀
SS: blame it on cultural ignorance, I suppose??? ❀
AS: ^.__.^thats all I can dΦ at this pΦint
SS: once you introduce me, I could strive to explain it to her ❀
AS: ^.__.^ψμp~
SS: I have a high threshold for patience, being trapped in this place for Gbgolyb knows how long!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^heh~ ψeah
SS: until then, I actually can’t wait!!! ❀
SS: this is all so exciting!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^I knΦw right?
AS: ^.__.^perhaps…maψbe sΦmedaψ I can cΦme in cΦntact with anΦther Φne…
AS: ^.__.^perhaps Φne Φf her friends
AS: ^.__.^?
SS: yes!!! ❀
SS: how did you even manage this to begin with??? ❀
AS: ^.__.^sΦ ψΦμ knΦw hΦw everψ Φnce in a while I’ll hear thΦse vΦices in mψ head?
AS: ^.__.^it was speaking tΦ me Φne daψ and strΦnglψ sμggested I talk tΦ her
AS: ^.__.^I wasn’t sμre
AS: ^.__.^bμt
AS: ^.__.^I did it anψwaψ
AS: ^.__.^it seemed like the right thing tΦ dΦ
AS: ^.__.^ψΦμ knΦw?
SS: many have written that one’s intuition is the best guide!!! ❀
SS: perhaps ❀
SS: it is destiny!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^heeeheh ψΦμ and ψΦμr destinψ~~
SS: sometimes, I think it’s all I have!!! ❀
SS: I mean ❀
SS: I like my books and all ❀
AS: ^.__.^~~as lΦng as ψΦμ have /sΦmething/ tΦ hΦld ΦntΦ I sμppΦse
SS: still, it’s nice to think that destiny has something more planned for me past a life in this smoky prison!!! ❀
SS: !!! ❀
SS: oh ❀
SS: no!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^hmm?
SS: it’s so quiet now ❀
SS: the noise of the fans just stopped ❀
SS: I think something’s wrong with my ventilation system!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^is everψthing alright?
AS: ^.__.^:C
SS: sighhh ❀
SS: man… ❀
SS: I have to go check it out ❀
SS: if the smoke gets in, I won’t be able to see a thing!!! ❀
SS: and worse ❀
SS: it might damage the books!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^ψΦμ shΦμld gΦ fi✖ that then
SS: I’ll talk to you later then (: ❀
SS: maybe next time I’ll be able to talk to this ❀
SS: mintyMagician!!! ❀
AS: ^.__.^later~~ ^^
AS: ^.__.^ψes!
— salaciousSaboten [SS] ceased pestering aquaticSmuggler [AS] at 16:46 —
