whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

iamtoothless:

unfollower:

timoodles:

there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts

there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police

i live in Cumming don’t talk to me

“shit the police are cumming”

(Source: timoodlesarchive)

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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vriskanon:

kawaiipeculier:

sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair

he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son

Yeah, no.

ishimondo:

getting a critical hit with an attack that wouldve killed the enemy anyway

cumberbulge:

my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the hell, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room

(Source: kinkston)